Bury the dead, they stink up the place.
No matter how liberated this world becomes - a man will always be judged by the amount of alcohol he can consume - and a woman will be impressed, whether she likes it or not.
When you see the color of their panties, you know you've got talent.
Never show surprise, never lose your cool.
Never tell tales about a woman. No matter how far away she is, she'll always hear you.
Beer is for breakfast around here, drink or be gone.
The Luck is gone / the brain is shot / but the liquor we still got.